Feb 262012
 

Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“At a time like this that’s all you can think to say?”

“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”

“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.”

“I would not say such things if I were you!”

“I do not suppose you could speed things up?”

“Skip to the end!”

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“Inconceivable!”

~ Jennifer Simonson @ McSweeney’s

Dec 012011
 

Original Text

“I ate a sandwich and looked out the window.”

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Sci-Fi

“I placed the allotted nutrition capsules on my tongue bed and looked to the Nahin VI-8373 space podhole.”

Fantasy

“My dragon, Ralfarus, and I, Genflowfla’ii, choked down the hardened cheese curd and two-part-moons-old bread as we peered out of the meeting cavern.”

continues @ McSweeney’s

Jul 292011
 

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@ thefinaledition.com

Okay, I’ll admit it: I don’t have any plan for how I might use this in my classroom, but it’s too good not to share. And I’m sure there’s some way to incorporate it into WR101 or WR121. So let me know in the comments, FYWPers: how would you develop an assignment or example around this story?

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